December 4, 2009

November 9, 2009

SPAM POST!




Sorry, I need to store this picture somewhere...

I decided to sell meh' Wii.

October 6, 2009

YES YES YES!!!

... I'M NOT GONNA LIE, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON!!!





September 24, 2009

Hisssss...

For some strange reason I'm totally wired right now... feel like I've had a dozen cups of coffee at least.

IN OTHER NEWS:

:[ I STARTED MY PERIOD.

:P AND I'VE ALSO DEVELOPED A MILD OBSESSION WITH DISNEY'S "MEET THE ROBINSONS"!

AND I CAN'T STOP WRITING IN CAPS!

September 23, 2009

A Downgrade to Paradise

:D Holy fuck! I'm finally downgrading my mac back to leopard...

Snow leopard was actually making my poor old laptop run as slow as a snail with inadequate motor skills.

The only plus was that it freed up some GBs on my hard drive and it loaded videos faster but it kept overheating my mac! I think I'll just keep it on standby the next few years until they work the kinks outta it.

In other news, I JUST BURNT MY TOAST!

September 20, 2009

D: ZOMG!

MY HOUSE IS BEING INVADED BY ANGRY BEES!

September 5, 2009

THIS IS IT!

OH YEAH!

September 2, 2009

The letter of 3rd to the power of 1 united by 2.

:D 3 days, till what?

The Kumoricon?

Pfft! No.

NO ONE CARES ABOUT THE KUMORICON... NO ONE!

Its something even better-er! Geeze, I wonder what it could be? Hm...

Oh wait, its just ARIELLE COMING BACK FROM MEXICO!!!

:P I can't wait till she gets back... and then we can do nothing, but we'll be doing nothing together!

oIL dE' bABIE

:3 Saw a really, really, really hott guy today...

I talked to him but was suffering a socially awkward moment.

Oh it was bad...

September 1, 2009

Its cake baking time!

I kid you not, best cake I have EVER spawned has just been born... by no means is it the perfect cake, but its still the best damn cake I've made.

:D I'm so proud of it. Too bad its already half gone...

OMFG! ARIELLE COMES BACK ON SATURDAY! I'M SO EXCITED!!!

August 31, 2009

Vet.

Ugh, I HATE going to the vet. My cat HATES going to the vet. WE ALL HATE GOING TO THE VET!

But it was an over due trip anyways so my cat got caught up on all his shots and we did an x-ray. He's fine, just twisted his little cat wrist-arm-thing...

Doesn't need a cast but we did end up getting a prescription for some pain meds and some antibiotics. (Holy crap! I spelled "antibiotics" right on my first try! Yes, yes I AM proud of myself. I can't spell. Runs in the family...)

Turns out he got in a brawl with a raccoon.

August 30, 2009

Huh...

Is death a mind over matter thing? 'Cause once we cleaned my cat up and gave him some treats he seemed perfectly happy. A little worse for wear but happy... before, he was convulsing like crazy!

He might have a broken arm but we won't know until tomorrow because the vet isn't open on sundays, of course...

Technically he should be on his 22nd life, oppose to the regular 9.

:/ He most certainly keeps me on my toes, that's for sure!

Not ready

My cat got in a fight last night and now I think he might be dying.

I got him when I was five years old... I'm not ready to say goodbye yet.

August 29, 2009

Cute... CUUUTE!

:D WTF!!1!

LOOK AT THIS ADORABLE KEYCHAIN!


(SO CUTE!)

D: AAAH! WHY DOES JAPAN GET ALL THE COOL STUFF!?


(WANT. BADLY.)

XD OMFG, LOOK AT DANIEL IN HIS "SNOW OWL" GETUP...

RORSCHACH IS LOVE!

August 28, 2009

DREAMLAND

I had a crazy dream last night were I was sporting a mustache! The really weird part about this was that I was profoundly disappointed when I woke up to find that... I didn't have a mustache.

:P Oh, I already knew I would look damn fine with a mustache, too.

In other news, Chloe's birthday is tomorrow but I can't go because I'll be at WORK.

For the first time.

In 3 months.

For one day.

P.S. I miss my facile hair...
R.I.P. Mustache.

August 27, 2009

WOW.


(Hello? Do I KNOW you???)

:D Arielle's got straight hair! I'm not even sure how that's possible! It makes me wonder what I would look like with straight hair...


(Nope, I can't imagine it...)

... its going to take some getting use to, that hair.

Oh no...

August 23, 2009

Gigi D'Agostino

:D Italian DJ music is gooooood! Brings me back to DDR... and middle school.

BTW, does anyone know who Conner Kent is? Anyone?

Oh, he's just Lex Luthor's and Clark Kent's biological son! Er, I mean, clone.

Man, that's some arch-rivalry there. They hated each other so much that they had a kid... yup. Well, at least he doesn't have red hair.

How much you wanna bet that the Joker and Batman are also harboring a secret love child, hm?

August 22, 2009

SMALLVILLE

IS A RIDICULOUS TV SHOW.

Me and my in-law stayed up till 3:30 am absorbing it. He... uh, picked up on my inner fangirl squeals. I couldn't help it! Every time I saw Clark and chubbie-cheek Luthor together I lost it!

Of course Lex's dialect didn't help either.

"Thanks to you, I have a second chance. We have a future, Clark—and I don’t want anything to stand in the way of our friendship."

Or something along those lines...

Seriously? Lex had red hair? I'm still in shock. I can't get over the fact that Lex Luthor was a redhead. If that's the case, then I'm happy all of his hair fell out. Red hair!

Jeremy took my fangirlism better than I'd hope. He even started making embarrassing jokes about them. These are the sort of things I would do with Arielle... it's unnerving substituting her with my brother.

We also watched Supernatural. They both LOVED it and wanted to watch more but I was sticking firm to my limit. Jeremy pointed out that Dean talks like him... I'm trying not to let that effect how I view Dean... shudder.

Today I also got a surprise email from Quinton! I haven't heard from him in awhile, it was nice. He's living in Portland now... I think?

COME ON! RED HAIR? REALLY???

August 21, 2009

Nothing new...

I've been hanging out with my sister a lot more lately. She enjoys it since we've never really had any sisterly bonding time as kids being that we're so far apart in age.

Went to Shotgun Creek 5 times so far this month but I think they're taking down the dam soon. Maybe if the weather's nice I can squeeze another few visits outta it.

I've also been visiting my grandparents a lot this past month as while but I never know what to say to them... striking up a conversation with old people is hard!

Haven't seen any of my friends, but I do keep in contact with them... well, except Addie, of course... not happy with Addie at the moment. Well, more like: not happy with Addie's grumpy husband.

Shelly and Jeremy found out I got Supernatural. So naturally they want to watch it, I already watched the pilot episode because I got it on sale at Fred Meyer's and I had to see if it was good enough to get the other seasons as while... and guess what? It's amazingly awesome, but I promise not to watch pass the pilot and the episode I already saw on TV until you come back!

Spending the night at Shelly and Jeremy's tonight so they can watch the pilot, then we'll switch over to Smallville... btw, after seeing THAT picture I'm NOT going to be able to watch it with a straight face! So we'll see how that goes.

I'm rambling but nothing really exciting has happened lately. But its been nice, I think all that fan fiction has put me into a subdued state.

August 18, 2009

OH SWEET JESUS!

Yaaay! The internet is back, baby!

... and after another lovely day in the divine presents of Lex/Clark fan fiction, I found THIS!

It'll most certainly wake you up in the morning, that's for sure. It gains my 'OH SWEET JESUS' response.

I'm not gonna lie... I REALLY wanted to post that picture on my blog, but I understand some people might have difficulties while reading it in public places...

:D lol, yeah... not much goin' on today beside that image now burned into my retina.

August 16, 2009

Sista'

Yesterday was my sisters birthday... she's 35? Eh, its around that number... maybe.

I'm at her house right now, using the internet because ours is out of commission until Tuesday. It sucks because I was just getting into that Clark/Lex fan fiction, and no, I can't read it here... because that would be wrong.

Actually sat down and watched my FIRST WHOOOLE episode of Supernatural today. All I can saw is ''WOW'' because that show is freaky. Like really freaky... super freak. I may just have to buy season 1 and wait for Arielle to come back so we can watch it. Unless Shelly finds out I bought it then she'll want to watch it too... but that wouldn't be as much fun.

I THINK DEAN IS A SMEXY BEAST!!!

August 14, 2009

COBRA

HAIL COBRA!



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COL-DE-SAC!!!

Hurm.

The Scandinavian Festival started this week! I've been spending most of my time there since it started... it makes me want one of those silly dresses that everyone wears.

Ugh, right now I'm chilaxin' with some Pepto Bismol cause I ate some crazy stuff at that festival today.

): Our internet hasn't been working lately so tomorrow we're sending it away to get fixed. I MIGHT not have the internet for a whole week! NOOOOOOO!

In other news:

RAIDEN IS BACK!

I've taken a liking to Clark/Lex fan fiction.

...and without Arielle here I feel like my vocabulary is rapidly deteriorating into one syllable grunts.

GRUNT.

August 11, 2009

CHURROS!

:D I FINALLY got to talk to Arielle... for a whole 2 minutes and 47 seconds! Hey man, I'll take what I can get!

lol, I felt kinda bad 'cause I was all like "Wha? Who is this person?" I had thought she might have been my neighbour because I'm suppose to house-sit on friday for her.

Arielle sounds like she's having fun, which is totally awesome! I miss her a lot but I'm actually fairing quite well this time around. A little bored, but doing good... unlike the first time where I just drove myself insane because I missed her.

You know what I should do? I should make a voodoo doll!

Voodoo solves ALL problems. Yup.

AND I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE THAT IANTO IS DEAD!

Sucker Punch'D!

WHAAAT!?

IANTO IS DEAD!!!

AND JACK IS GONE???

... WHAAAT!?

August 9, 2009

Random Rant: Ed, Edd, 'n Eddy

Oh nose! The road construction has finally trapped me in my house. So I've decided to have a marathon of Ed's to past the time!

I don't think Arielle cares for the show much, which is totally fine but I just think its adorable. I'm pretty sure its the oldest running show on Cartoon Network being that its 10 years old... and I know its made in lovely Canada land, where birds and beavers roam free with out a care in the world. 'Cause Canada's cool like that, yo.

Plus its the last major cartoon to ever be hand drawn. I'm pretty sure the cels are still done that way but since season 4 they no longer color them by hand.

There are 130 episodes, 4 specials, and 1 TV movie that has yet to air in the United States but has managed to air everywhere else. Its not hard to find, I watched it on youtube yesterday. The show has not officially been canceled but it is speculated that the movie will be the end of the series.

If it is over, it had a good run... so let's rant about it!

What I love most about this show besides the characters are the amazing sound effects! Every action is met with some sort of weird analogy produced by sound. Its hard to explain but it adds so much more personality to the event taking place or emotion a character is portraying.

I also enjoy the fact the characters are a set cast. Meaning no new introductions and no minor parts for obscure characters never to be seen again. Its kinda like Peanuts with Charlie Brown in a way, both shows take place with an all children cast and both seem to lack adults altogether.


(ARGH! S-so adorable... my heart has stopped.)

The 3 main characters of the show are, well, obviously Ed, Edd, and Eddy. They're all BFF's having met when they were infants when Edd first moved to the col-de-sac...

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I would like to point out that I think "Col-de-sac" is an extremely cool word.

So yeah, the show is them basically running around trying to scam the other kids into giving them money for the candy store.

Ed is tall, dull, and loving. He loves chickens more then anything else in the world and often harbors some under his bed... Ed also has a little sister named Sarah whom he is afraid of.

Edd (Double D) is smart, kind, and wimpy. He's polite and courteous to a fault. He also has an enormous vocabulary that often confuses the other kids... :D he talks like he's trapped in the 50's. Edd is an only child and his parents solely communicate with him via sticky notes.

Eddy is tricky, stupid, and mean. He loves to scam people out of their money but his plans often fail. He has an older brother who moved out a long time ago but Eddy continues to tell the other children of his legacy... He has a bedroom that's trapped in the 80's... a "love shack" sorta room.

The other kids tolerate them for the most part, some more then others.

Most of the episodes center around scams but some are just...


(Eddy trying to prove that fairy tales... are real, dammit!)


(Edd... as a mermaid.)



Sometimes, Edd and Eddy... remind me of an old married couple.




(Geeze, I wonder why?)


( ... Really, I have no idea how the notion crossed my mind.)



Maybe it has something to do with their dialect.




"Um... our faces are touching, Double D..."


"That's my utter your touching..."

:) I LOVE that utter quote, btw.


"Should we tell him?"
"He's a big boy, Eddy..."




Naw, that can't be it...

Hm, guess I just won't dwell on it.

SO! Anyways, the movie was great. A perfect way to end the series... in more ways then one.














If that looks like a love confession, guess what?

It... basically is...

Yup, so all 'n all it ended on a good note.

August 8, 2009

Mmm, Mr. Spock

I totally called my period.

:P AND I SAW STAR TREK AGAIN!

Man, I gotta tell ya... that shoulder bitch slap Kirk gave Spock had the whole audience in stitches...

:D 'night.

August 7, 2009

): aw man...

D: I've been really busy lately so I totally MISSED a call from Arielle yesterday! I was sad, so I ate like 2 lbs. of chocolate... my period must be coming.

In other news they're repaving hwy. 36 for the next few days. Its tough going out of my way to avoid it, but soon it'll be in front of my house and I won't even be able to leave...

:[ I'm sorta in a slump right now 'cause I read a god awful Transformer's fic that totally bummed me out last night. It was a good story, written well, had all my favorite characters in it but after the climax it got really sad and had a horrible ending! I'm in recovery mode right now.

I did get a laugh today though while trying to find some lighter fan fiction. It was one of those paid ads quiz things and it was hilarious!


Take the Quiz: What Do YOU Smell Like to Edward Cullen?


Q: WTF?
A: ... Apparently, I SMELL like an apple.

August 4, 2009

Rorschach loves you too...

:) I want you to remember that.

August 2, 2009

Ninokuni: The Another World

Ghibli Studio... Nintendo DS... GAME!

July 31, 2009

Pen pad pleasures

I've had a Bamboo pen pad for a few years now and I just started playing with it a few weeks ago. I just had the hardest time drawing on it and watching the picture show up on the computer, it was seriously messing with my head. So now I've drug it out once more only to find that... I improved.


(This is my very first attempt to use my pad...)

I drew this a few weeks ago when I was in a ranging hormonal obsession with Inazuma. I think I drew it in Photoshop Elements. He looks... um, very... nice...



(This is my second attempt a few weeks later.)

I drew this one today after I joined Tegaki E. I find my seemingly randomly spontaneous improvement to be somewhat odd... I think its because I was drawing Gin and he demands all my love. :)


I do find digital drawing highly entertaining...

July 28, 2009

I TOUCHED HIS HAAAND!!!


(I'm not gonna lie... I was terrified when that picture was taken.)

I can never describe with words the INTENSE joy I feel from this moment. I had just rounded a corner AND THERE HE WAS!

I would say more about it but I'm currently stuck in a surreal state of mind from the event. Hell, I didn't even have to wait in a line to see him... he was just THERE!

July 15, 2009

The Bug's Bitch...

I've got this bug, see?

He lives in my room and only comes out at night to gnaw on my tasty flesh.

Over the course of two months and three bug bombs the mysterious bug has bitten me over 40 times...

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...
...

... I'm tried of being itchy.

May 1, 2009

Is it tomorrow yet?

:D 'CAUSE ARIELLE COMES BACK TOMARA!!!

I'm so excited that I've pee'd like: 30 times today!

I'm like one of those tiny peeing dog things...

April 26, 2009

"The pimp and his poodle"

I helped my mom and Arielle's parents today at the "garbage" sale.

But I was on my period, so I wasn't much help...

I just HAVE to point out though that I think Gary with a poodle is hilarious. He just carried her around while paroling the sale. It was like he was the 'Lone Ranger' and Kekio (sp?) was his trusty steed. It brought me great joy... that and the $24 dollars I made.

BTW.

There was a book at that "garbage" sale that I'm sure I got for Arielle as a gag gift: it was 'SPOCK'S WORLD' a novel about Spock... and the world he lives in? I don't know, all I know is that I feel that I must buy it back and give it to her all over again because NOW we're actually obsessed with Spock and this book is freakin' funny looking. I wonder if she knows it was in the sale... or that she even had it...

April 24, 2009

Mini Rant: Guildshipping

So in an desperate attempt to entertain my brain I started reacquainting myself with some of my old oddball OTP.

One of these pairings stood out among the rest: "Guildshipping" (Wigglytuff x Chatot) for being beyond canon.

Now I'm not exactly clear if the terminology is correct on this one. I'm not really a hardcore pokemon fan so I'm unsure wither "shipping" is a term used solely for the pokemon fandom or not... What ever the case, I KNOW what 'Guildshipping' means!

Wigglytuff and Chatot are both (extremely gay) pokemon from the "Pokemon Mysterious Dungeon" titles. They stand out above the rest of the cast (as being extremely gay) for their in depth involvement in the plot. They're totally canon... and totally gay!

The game itself is odd is the sense that it has deep, deep subliminal messages that suicide is morally wrong. At least in my opinion it does, that game gets weird after you beat it and start the sub-plot... but let's not get into that.

BECAUSE WE'RE HERE TO TALK ABOUT THE GAY!

That game is chalk full to the brim with gayness. Of course Chatot and Wigglytuff being the main, but depending on what characters (and genders) you choose for your character and the emo partner it gets to be a little much. Oh, and there's Gor... Grov... ugh, "the lizard guy" and the "fat... evil guy-like pillow thing" too.

Seriously? Who ever heard of a male wigglytuff? Well I know at least one... and guess what!? :D He's totally gay for apples!

Yup, I think if Wigglytuff had to choose between Chatot and an apple, he'd jump that apple.

Wigglytuff is the leader of the Guild. He's so super strong that he sleeps with his eyes open! (Him? A spazz? Nooo... but he does love apples.) He also may or may not have an alter ego for foreplay (A.K.A. The Grand Master of all Things Bad).

Chatot is his man slave. He does whatever he can to make the GuildMASTER comfortable and happy. He's also a money whore for the fact he takes 90% of the reward money you earn from each mission...

They run around and go on adventures together! While being cheesy and gay.


(Art by MagikBubbles on DA.)

"They're gay alright. Gay... like a fox!"

Unseen, Unheard, Unorthodox

Recently I made the most AMAZING mix CD in the world! It has all my favorite songs on it arranged in the perfect order. Its better than heaven!

While I love my CD I'm a little unsure if I should keep it in my car.

You see, when you're in your car its like living in your own little world. You became completely oblivious to everything around you. Completely unaware that people ARE watching you head-bang your heart out... and can also unfortunately hear you in case you deiced to "sing" along with the greatness.

PEOPLE STARE AT ME SOOO MUCH NOW.

... and its all because of that CD.

April 22, 2009

Tweaking

Forget what I said about not cheating in pokemon, kids. This is fun. And also surprisingly difficult...

FYI, the "snakes" turned out more like worms. I'll take a picture when I finish screwing up the pokemon game.

While I was writing this post (which I guess was around 5:45) I got called into work (le gasp)... so now its 10:25!

"Guess what, Kim."

"WHAT!?"

"No one cares."

"... Aw, man."

Polymer

Yesterday before school I picked up some polymer clay from the clay store... I drive past that place EVERYDAY and had never gone in until yesterday!

So right now I'm attempting to make a sculptor, but being that I have no sculpting experience "points" (oh lord, too much pokemon) I really have no idea what I'm doing.

I made a snake... its in the oven right now but when its done I'll take a picture of it and post it! Be forewarned, it isn't going to be pretty.

Other then that, messed with my old pokemon game. Actually did a SUCCESSFUL tweak on the bike but then the game file glitched up, but now that I know its possible it just makes me want to try it more. I'm pretty sure I corrupted my game trying though, lol.

Kids, this is why you shouldn't cheat!

April 21, 2009

Poop.

I'm attempting a new 'Random Rant' with an actual 12 sec video clip!

But like most technology my computer is NOT happy about the upload... its being a poop.

April 19, 2009

DS-eye

WOW. Two posts in one day? Who would have thunk it, eh?

Ahem.

BEHOLD- SOME DSi PICTURES!






Yes, I do seem rather uninteresting in these pictures... I don't recall when I took them but I was probably 'bored out of my gourd' at the time.

BTW.

:D I changed my template today too... ya know, in case ya DIDN'T notice.

"Gotta catch 'em all"

Since today was an awesome day (sunny & 77 degrees) I decided to spend it lounging in the grass with my DS Lite. Did some major catching up on my Pokemon game!

Right now I have 6 gym badges and I've only caught like a total of 12 pokemon... I don't see the point of catching ones that you know you'll NEVER use, its like abuse to the poor things. Not to mention that pokeballs cost a freakin' ton of money!

I suppose I sorta cheated with my party though. I bread my best pokemon from my other game and just traded the eggs into my new game. Yup, they had awesome kids.

First off we have:

Arcanine: "Big Boss",Gender: Male, Nature: Jolly, Designation: Team Leader.


Second:

Lucario: "Wolf", Gender: Female, Nature: Serious, Designation: Co-Leader.


Third:

Xatu: "Eva", Gender: Female, Nature: Relaxed, Designation: Secondary Support.


Fourth:

Gengar: "Kaa", Gender: Male, Nature: Naive, Designation: Attack Force.


Fifth:

Luxray: "Gin", Gender: Male, Nature: Hasty, Designation: Attack Force.


Sixth:

Leafeon: "Ianto", Gender: Male, Nature: Impish, Designation: CLASSIFIED.

Oh yeah, with these babies I can take on any who dares to challenge me... er, hopefully.

April 18, 2009

The Bumbling Bumble Bee

... I'm not gonna lie... I'm not very good at my new job yet.

I've been reassured multiple times that my coworkers went through the same thing when they were new, but its still frustrating.

Luckily, I've had very nice costumers so far... and today I practically forced Metal Gear Solid 2 (Sons of Liberty) onto an elderly gentleman who wanted a shooting game.

Even though it wasn't really what he wanted I was very adamant about it so he ended up getting it. lol, I hope he likes it... seriously, who doesn't like Snake?

I'm practically an outcast, being that I'm not 21 yet. I've had 4 different employee buddies ask me if I wanted to hit the bar after work but I'm all like "No0o0o0o0o" and then they get all sad faced on me.

D: MY DOG JUST PEE'D ON THE RUG!

April 16, 2009

Surprise!

I was surprised by a multitude of things yesterday, but the biggest one had to be 'TOY STORY 3'.

... I'll admit I'm more than a little wary of how that will turn out.

Another surprise was that TICKETS FOR THE SAN DIEGO COMIC CON ARE SOLD OUT. Good thing I already picked mine up last August.

Other then that, bought the 'Rocky Horror Picture Show' sing along. Its fun! I really want to attend this years midnight showing on Halloween.

And I got another necklace from Noadi today too. I think I'll ask Addie if she'll want to teach me how to sculpt with polymer clay 'cause it looks like fun!

i <3 squids.

April 14, 2009

Random Rant: STARSKY & HUTCH


(This clearly falls under my definition of what REAL men should look like... SEXY.)

Oh god, I don't even know where to begin on this one...

Even though I wasn't even an embryo in the 70's I still recognize greatness when I see it. And you don't get much greater than 'Starsky & Hutch' as far as I'm concerned. My only regret is not being able to witness them in their prime (and of course, the age difference because I'd be all over 'that' if I could).

I only really got into Starsky & Hutch after I saw the new movie that came out a few years ago. I'm glad I saw the movie before the series because I actually liked the movie but if you compare the two there is very little similarity between them. I'm sure if I had gotten attached to the series first the movie would have been a giant thorn in my side.


(Yup... if anything, the 70's gave us 'Short Shorts' which are lookin' mighty fine right about now.)

So in the far off land of buddie cop shows, Starsky & Hutch ran supreme. They're so popular in fact that they have their own Con (which happens to be in Maine) and (shudders) a multitude of fanzines (fan made magazines) and even a normal magazine that ran throughout the 70's.

Still, when you whisper their names middle aged women everywhere coo with delight (some juvenile adults included: being myself and a certain someone I know).


("I gotz ur shoe!")

Of course their drop dead sex appeal isn't the only thing that draws you into the show... but it is a big part of it. Back when they were filming the show Paul and David (Starsky and Hutch) got paid the 'minimum' in minimum wage. Which could be frustrating considering all the strenuous physical stuff they had to preform as 'cop's' and if you add in the fact that they were both amazing actors it makes it doubly frustrating to be paid so little.

They also originally just signed up for a TV movie but it was so gosh darn popular that the producers just had to make it into something bigger. If you think in terms of knowing that Paul hated the show and David just didn't really care for it, that makes their acting all the more impressive 'cause if they're that good when their half-assing it imagine how they'd be if they actually enjoyed it.

Paul now looks back on those years fondly, saying that he was just impatient when he was young and wanted something more, David said that Paul hypnotized him into doing his evil biddings so he can't be blamed. Ain't no denying that these boys got natural chemistry... and of course, sex appeal.

The show lasted for a solid three seasons... yes, I know it had four- but the fourth one doesn't count and you know why...


(AHH!)

I seriously don't know what happened. Its like when Hutch grew that mustache, the world started to turn in on itself. Hell, Starsky looks fine with a mustache but slap one on Hutch and it becomes instant babe repellent...


(Oh, who wouldn't be happy to be poked by Hutch?)

They made this show in the perfect decade too. 70's fashion, though usually quite ugly, is amazingly diverse and colorful. A key reoccurring theme are Hutch's pants. He wears the HOTTEST pants known to man and they are true to their decade: Colorful, tight, long, tight, slimming, tight, and usually bell-bottomed... and did I mention that they're tight? Poor fella' almost never sits down being that his pants go up to about mid-stomach and are so tight it looks like he's wearing a second skin. He more or less just squats.

I do think Hutch has better fashion sense then Starsky, whom always wears the same pair of blue tennis shoes throughout the WHOLE series.

The 70's was not kind to the ladies though, they all tended to dress as some sort of rare exotic bird. Usually the more bizarre they dressed the more likely they were to get killed for it. Kinda like the Star Trek red shirts if ya' know what I mean...


(Beer in one hand, spoon in the other... they're ready for anything!)

Personality wise Hutch tends to be an all around good guy, though very mischievous, messy, and a health fanatic. While Starsky is mellow, naive, sweet, and loves to be clean. They work together well but have their moments...

The biggest example of expression in their personalities has to be the cars. Starsky basically owns the mascot, being a gorgeous red Gran Torino. He cares for it a great deal, always making sure its clean and running smoothly. In the show it is implied that Hutch hate the car but in reality the actor who plays Starsky distastes it to the point of actually attempting to wreck it during chase scenes.

Hutch's car... is a mess. In addition to rolling down a cliff. He also store clothes, rocks, garbage, a full size wagon wheel, and also food for the winter (then promptly forgets about it until spring) in his car.

Now... here's a topic all fan girls enjoy.


(Slaaash!)

Like in all fandoms, fan girls have the imagination to make just about anything possible... ANYTHING. We well do whatever it takes if we think it'll get them together. After all, why do you think Starsky and Hutch were so popular among the female audience, hm?


(... it unnerves me sometimes when actors are aware of what we're thinking.)

They KNEW what we wanted to see, but sometimes actually seeing it isn't as sweet an the implied actions that leave room for the oblivious and those who just want to take the idea and run with it. Every time either one of them somehow manages to get a girlfriend she always either dies or leaves in the same episode! The only constant they have are each other... and the whole "Babe" thing doesn't help their case. Gay.

I tend to enjoy buddie slash more than the hardcore stuff though.
D'awww!


And as always:

(LOVE THY HUTCH - LOVE THY STARSK)

April 13, 2009

Cupcakes

The easter party I went to yesterday was really fun!

We held it at my sister's house as usual... I swear that house is the grand center of all holiday headquarters. My brother in-laws family was there too, but they're always there! Nick found out about my new job and kept following me, whispering "May 24th" into my subconscious brain... I think its his birthday, I'll be sure to pick him up a copy of 'My Little Pony' or something.

Both my grandparents were there and have you ever noticed how your parents' parents tend to via for their grandchild's attention? It was like WWIII between the 3 of them.

Saturday was also Jeremy's birthday so we held an easter/birthday party combo thing.

Apparently back in the day Jeremy's mother thought she was having a girl, so all they had was little girl clothes... and then HE was born! She showed us a picture of him coming home from the hospital- in a dress! Dear lord, I hope he NEVER reads this...

Also I was briefly lead to believe that I had super powers.

My grandma had made some of her world famous peanut butter cupcakes (which only happens on holidays so me and my sister stuff ourselves to the brim with them). Man, I hovered around those cupcakes like an angry wet cat, batting away anyone who dared get close. Soon the time for dessert had fallen upon us as I delicately held the first cupcake in my hands.

As I was about to take the first bite my mouth was greeted by a whoosh of air. Nick had STOLEN the damn cupcake right out of my hands! I was in shock... I couldn't believe that anyone in life could be so cruel. As I glared at him (willing instant death) he grinned at me and whispered "May 24th" before piggin' out on the poor little cupcake.

My blood boiled as I used ALL of my willpower to murder him with my gaze... and then he's face went blank, and his eyes started to water and his lips puckered up. Then he bolted outside, into the rain, doubled over and spat out the cupcake.

I was just standing there, thinking "Oh god, I killed him!" when my grandma walked up to me and said "Oh dear, I forgot to tell you kids that I accidentally grabbed the lemon cake mix instead of the yellow. I hope they turned out ok..." as we watched Nick rinse out his mouth with a hose making 'blah' noises.

So basically, Nick saved my life as I do not think that in any way lemon and peanut butter go together at all, he saved me from a very unpleasant experience.

Sigh, but I never got my holiday cupcake.

April 12, 2009

Egg.

Merry easter everybody!

Remember to turn that frown upside-down.

Oh... and f*** you, S'MUCKLES...
I think I'll just start making another mask tomara.



p.s.
LOVE THY HUTCH.

April 10, 2009

ARGH!

(...)

I'M HAVING AN EPISODE, OKAY!?

I've been looking at old photo albums of cosplay and there's just too many ideas swarming in my head at once!

ITS. DRIVING. ME. CRAZY.

Hell, I feel like Jim right now...


(By Mella68 on DA)

Quick, help me pick 3 characters from my list (which is arranged in most desirable to least).

1. Gin (One Piece)
2. S'MUCKLES... erm, "Samickle" (Okami)
3. Warsman (Kinnikuman)
4. Moses (Tales of Legendia)
5. Fujimoto (Ponyo)

Some of these costumes are almost done but can be improved if I take the time... I'm just so muddled because I can't do everything at once.

Argh! Need more hands.




And I f***in' hate S'MUCKLES mask...

April 8, 2009

Random Rant: Pleakley


(Its a bird. Its a plane. Its... GEISHA PLEAKLEY.)

Ok, so a few days ago I was watching the movie Lilo & Stitch with my niece and nephew. Its one of my favorite Disney movies but I don't think my nephew cared for it much (... kids today). Anyways one of the main reasons why I love it so much can be described with one word: Pleakley. He's quite possibly the greatest (and only) cross dressing cartoon alien the world has ever known.

I seem to have develop a mild fascination with him that has lead me to download the TV series and all 4 movies... I honestly had no idea that it even had 2 movies let alone 4, and I was only vaguely aware that it had a TV series (apparently it also has its own sub-anime series which is disgustingly cute and somewhat disturbing after the cute wears off). It just finished downloading today and I've been watching it nonstop... yes, it is silly and childish (which is why I love it).


(My my, such a..."pretty" lady)

Pleakley dresses as a earth female and poses as Jamba's "wife" for the whole series/movies. He sews his own clothes and basically never wears pants. He claims that his obsession with cross dressing is strictly part of his earth disguise as an "attractive earth female"... but the man owns a corset, he owns ladies underwear that nobody will ever see and he just so happens to claim that its part of his disguise.


(Weird disturbing anime ver.)

Jumba and Pleakley obviously have a thing for each other, after all they are "Auntie Pleakley" and "Uncle Jumba". They do go out disguised as a married couple and even share a room. I love watching them babysit Lilo and her always introducing them as her aunt and uncle. Surprisingly not as much fan fiction as I would have thought for such a canon pairing.

Also there's this one episode from the series that I found unexpectedly amazing! Its basically Pleakley's "Coming out of the closet" episode and its just crazy! Let me see if I can pull off an intense summary of what happened...

Ahem.

Pleakley's mother keeps calling him telling him that he needs to get married to a nice girl. He naturally doesn't want this and says that he's completely happy being single. Then his mother prearranges a marriage for him and all hell brakes lose. Lilo and Jumba tell him to lie saying that he's already engaged to someone else thus calling off the marriage. But then his mother and 2 siblings come to visit and meet his woman. He panics while Lilo lies saying that its her older sister whom Pleakley is marrying.


(Don't they look happy?)

Then after awhile Nani gets pissed off and leaves right before the wedding, leaving Lilo to find another bride for Pleakley ASAP!
Geeze, I wonder who she picked?


(JUMBA!!!)

Haw! Pleakley looks much more comfortable with Jumba then he did with Nani... so they basically get married only to be interrupted at the kiss by Nami's boyfriend whom is still under the impression that Jumba is Nami (seriously?) and that he can't let her leave him for Pleakley. Then Jumba gets all pissed yelling that he interrupted the climax of the wedding ceremony... then giant aliens attack...

Some where in this Pleakley's mother found out that it all was a lie and is sad that her little boy isn't married and thus, well never be happy. Pleakley says that he's happy just the way he is and doesn't want to get married. He family sorta excepted this and went home... but not before Pleakley's mother pleads with her son to try not to wear female clothes so much anymore... the end!

EPIC.

:/ There's also an episode where everyone on the island falls in love with Pleakley too.


(This is everybody... in love with Pleakley)

GAY ALIENS ROCK!!!

April 7, 2009

Feeling a bit narcissist, are we?

... Then the DSi is the perfect kink for you! Yes! With its lovely new built-in camera both inside and out now you'll never go without looking at yourself ever again. Want to stare at someone without the fear of being rude (cough) or caught? No problem! With the DSi now you can stare thru the outer camera at your freakish subject in privacy... just don't try to take a picture of them... even though your DSi may be on mute... the camera isn't (and boy is it loud). Want to download some tunes on to your DSi? Well, actually then you might have a problem being that it only uses some weird format no one has ever heard of before (but once you figure it out, its kinda fun).

All n' all the DSi is a narcissist's best friend...

FYI, S'MUCKLES' F***IN' MASK IS STILL WET.

... and I found porn in the parking lot today... it was just laying there two spaces away from my car... a DVD and some magazines, it was like Christmas! Sorta wished I'd picked it up...

April 6, 2009

DSi

I'm playing with the internet on my DSi... lol, its horrible!

April 5, 2009

Weekend.

I had a wonderful first day of work on Friday! It was a little awkward because I'm new but my coworkers are really nice... and if you feed them chocolate they'll be your # 1 fan for life.

I've learned that chocolate is a wonderful excuse for friendship.

I've also seem to have adopted an alternative name which was already written on my name tag, login sheet, and employee list.

"Hello, my name is BURLY"

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Yeah, other then that it was great. Yesterday I also had MY FIRST HARMONICA class ever and let me tell you- I SUCK! No joke, I can kill cats with the shrill volume of my harmonica...

I gotz me a hair cut today and enjoyed the warm weather we've been having. Picked up a DSi today too, but haven't played with it yet.

I painted S'MUCKLES mask on Friday with oil based paint and its still drying 3 days later! I don't know what I did wrong...

My brain needs some sort of steady social stimulants to entertain me and now with my BFF gone I have no one to babble on about all the things I love: Star Trek, Kinnikuman, Batman, comics, THE SENTINEL, Starsky and Hutch, ect. They all fall on deaf ears and its driving me craaazy! Hopefully this insane withdrawal won't last too long (I've actually picked up monologuing).

ARGH! I keep touching S'MUCKLES mask expecting it to be dry, but is it? NO!

Paint... everywhere...

April 2, 2009

Happily Married

Man, I tell ya I gotta start laying off the Star Trek. I had the strangest dream where Arielle (my BFF) and McCoy got married. It was the weirdest wedding ever, her mom just kept yelling "HE'S TOO OLD FOR YOU- LOOK AT HIS TEETH!!!" personally I've never really noticed McCoy's teeth before but now I think my subconscious want me to check them out...

Another thing about it was that I was dating Checkmate (whom is from an anime called Kinnikuman) and we weren't even invited to this wedding! We actually had to kill somebody to steal their invitation. Long story short- it was an epic fail.

Hmm, other than that nothing much happened today. I bought some AMAZING earrings for Fujimoto and my S'MUCKLES mask is almost done! I can't wait to take some pictures of it but I need to paint it first. 

And I started another term of my awesome figure drawing class. My favorite middle-aged model was even hired again! I've only ever really drawn him in the nude twice, but today my teacher wanted to start the term off with a bang! So we drew him naked for about 45 minutes until the poor fella got chilled. But well we were drawing him I just couldn't keep the grin off my face because I had my MP3 player on random and it was playing a provocative Star Trek song in which Data is basically a whore... combining a naked man with provocative music is a bad mix when your on a caffeine high. I grinned and snorted so much that I'm sure the rest of the class views me as some immature perv... 

MY FIRST DAY OF WORK IS TOMARA!!!

March 31, 2009

It was wrong.

So I've basically been telling all (2) of my friends that I signed up for this AMAZING multi media class that's only offered in the spring. Getting in it is like finding the holy grail... totally awesome.

Well, I had my first class on Monday and lo' and behold- I signed up for the wrong class... I'm debating whether to drop it or not but if I drop it I'll only have one credit class. However if I end up taking it I'm pretty sure I'll fail... ugh.

But besides that lame-o stuff I've been working hard on my cosplay. I've already picked a second costume (le' gasp)- S'MUCKLES (Samickle)... I honestly don't know what happened, its like god hit me with a rock that said "BE THAT OBSCURE CHARACTER WITH THE SILLY NAME" or something. In Okami, he serves no purpose (well, none to me) and I can't for the life of me say his name.

I'll keep you posted on his progress. Right now me and Addie are working on his mask.

Also, my first day of work is on Friday! It'll be an adventure!

S'MUCKLES!!!!


WHAT A PIMP.