Mini Rant: Guildshipping

So in an desperate attempt to entertain my brain I started reacquainting myself with some of my old oddball OTP.

One of these pairings stood out among the rest: "Guildshipping" (Wigglytuff x Chatot) for being beyond canon.

Now I'm not exactly clear if the terminology is correct on this one. I'm not really a hardcore pokemon fan so I'm unsure wither "shipping" is a term used solely for the pokemon fandom or not... What ever the case, I KNOW what 'Guildshipping' means!

Wigglytuff and Chatot are both (extremely gay) pokemon from the "Pokemon Mysterious Dungeon" titles. They stand out above the rest of the cast (as being extremely gay) for their in depth involvement in the plot. They're totally canon... and totally gay!

The game itself is odd is the sense that it has deep, deep subliminal messages that suicide is morally wrong. At least in my opinion it does, that game gets weird after you beat it and start the sub-plot... but let's not get into that.

BECAUSE WE'RE HERE TO TALK ABOUT THE GAY!

That game is chalk full to the brim with gayness. Of course Chatot and Wigglytuff being the main, but depending on what characters (and genders) you choose for your character and the emo partner it gets to be a little much. Oh, and there's Gor... Grov... ugh, "the lizard guy" and the "fat... evil guy-like pillow thing" too.

Seriously? Who ever heard of a male wigglytuff? Well I know at least one... and guess what!? :D He's totally gay for apples!

Yup, I think if Wigglytuff had to choose between Chatot and an apple, he'd jump that apple.

Wigglytuff is the leader of the Guild. He's so super strong that he sleeps with his eyes open! (Him? A spazz? Nooo... but he does love apples.) He also may or may not have an alter ego for foreplay (A.K.A. The Grand Master of all Things Bad).

Chatot is his man slave. He does whatever he can to make the GuildMASTER comfortable and happy. He's also a money whore for the fact he takes 90% of the reward money you earn from each mission...

They run around and go on adventures together! While being cheesy and gay.


(Art by MagikBubbles on DA.)

"They're gay alright. Gay... like a fox!"